Monday, July 24, 2006
i know i sent this forward, but i found it in my e-mail and i still think it is hilarious.
Why females should avoid a girl's night out after they are married.The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.Just as I got to the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times.I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.(Even when totally smashed....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him, "midnight."He didn't seem pissed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."
|ericadawn |11:02 AM|
